hey bud *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you
hey bud *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you
(Source: lastrplord)
people who complain about boobs not looking perky and spherical with small, practically areola-less nipples are people who have most definitely never seen boobs outside of the context of porn because lemme tell u man boobs are diverse and lovely and if anyone ever says shit about your boobs u need to kick them in the shin and pour acid into their eyes (◡‿◡✿)
dont-argue-with-your-serperior:
im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns
I WAS IN MY HOTEL ROOM DANCING TO JAPANESE MUSIC IN MY KARKAT COSPLAY WHEN I NOTICED THE CURATINS WERE OPEN AND THIS NEPETA COSPLAYER WAS JUST STARING AT ME AND STARTED TO DANCE TOO
WHERE THE FUCK DID SHE COME FROM IM NOT EVEN AT A CON OR ANYTHING IM SCREAMING
sounds like the beginning of a cosplay romance movie
I ship this in more ways than one
(Source: kabudy)