doodlesbytara:

hey bud *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you

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General Tips

(Source: lastrplord)

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liarnjamespayne:

people who complain about boobs not looking perky and spherical with small, practically areola-less nipples are people who have most definitely never seen boobs outside of the context of porn because lemme tell u man boobs are diverse and lovely and if anyone ever says shit about your boobs u need to kick them in the shin and pour acid into their eyes (◡‿◡✿)

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dont-argue-with-your-serperior:

im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns

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a-pariah:

a-pariah:

why is the female hero so often tomboyish

why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates

with my hair curler

nvm

image

found her

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(- Nick Hornby, Shakespeare Wrote For Money (via jobberwacky))
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the-hatred-machine:

gamzee-the-codtier:

baka-you-really-think-i:

I WAS IN MY HOTEL ROOM DANCING TO JAPANESE MUSIC IN MY KARKAT COSPLAY WHEN I NOTICED THE CURATINS WERE OPEN AND THIS NEPETA COSPLAYER WAS JUST STARING AT ME AND STARTED TO DANCE TOO

WHERE THE FUCK DID SHE COME FROM IM NOT EVEN AT A CON OR ANYTHING IM SCREAMING

sounds like the beginning of a cosplay romance movie

I ship this in more ways than one

(Source: kabudy)

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